Tanmay Dhobale.
Mechanical engineering student who has never knowingly looked at a free-body diagram. I write MERN apps, ship on Solana, and explain to my parents that "the lab" is just where the strong wifi is. Currently optimizing my life for maximum nonchalance and minimum thermodynamics
Calibrate my nonchalanceThe Nonchalant BF Simulator
Drag the slider to set your unbothered-ness. Watch the reply update in real time. Tuned against a proprietary benchmark known internally as "what would Nishita find acceptable today."
The gold standard. Endorsed by Nishita herself.
Hobbies & Coping Mechanisms
Premium Dolby Cinema, exclusively
I refuse to watch anything below Dolby Atmos. Normal screens are for brokies. Yes, the ticket costs more than the movie's craft service budget. No, I will not be taking questions.
Monk-maxxing & hourly meditation
I meditate every hour, on the hour, primarily to escape reality and the fact that my crypto charts are bleeding. Inner peace is just denial with better posture.
Planning trips that never leave the group chat
Thailand. Singapore. Iceland. Itineraries built, flights compared, hotels shortlisted, dates polled twice. Booked: zero. The journey is the group chat, and the group chat goes nowhere.
The Solana Dev Experience
A day in the life of shipping on-chain: building things nobody asked for, waiting on grants nobody confirmed, and finding spiritual comfort in a fixed-deposit balance instead of a chart.
GasFree.fun
My magnum opus. Gasless transactions on Solana. Spent more on the domain than the project has ever earned. The .fun was non-negotiable.
The 'Kimia' grant
Applied with the confidence of a man who has already mentally spent the money. Currently in a quantum state: simultaneously approved and rejected until someone opens the email.
HDFC FD sweep-in
When the charts get loud, I close them and open net banking to watch my fixed deposit quietly compound at a guaranteed rate. This is what real men call 'risk management'.
Wisdom, dropped
I don't chase, I attract. Mostly margin calls.